Longer jokes

KAB says:

why can't michale jackson play chess?

because he can't decide if hes black or white

Why didn't the skeleeton go to the dance?

Because he had nobody to go with.

Knock'knock who's there'Dr,Dr who yuo just said it .

Why did the dinasour cross the road,Because chickens weren't invented.

What do you get when you put carrots on your face?

Anser:A carrot face.